I think he's trying to tell me something.
I've noticed an odd coincidence, every time Michael Bay comes out with a Transformers movie I break something. Last movie broke my head. This movie broke my leg. I'm starting to get worried. Is it just the vortex of suck caused by these movies that is doing it? The combination of amazing computer animated robot on robot action along with scripts so bad they warp space. Remember as per the general theory of relativity, space will recoil from bad movies at an exponential increasing rate with increasing suck from the plot. The rate of contraction modified by the amount of explosions and number of rendering cycles spent on the computer graphics in the movie causing any Michael Bay to be a perfect singularity of suck, a suckularity if you like.

The thing is I don't think the suckularity is breaking my bones indiscriminately. I think it's in intentionally planned on Michael Bay's part but I don't know why. Did I wrong him somewhere, is it mere malice on his part, or is he trying to warn me, I don't know. So, if any of you out there can find out what Michael Bay is trying to tell me by continually releasing movies that maim me, please for the sake of my lovely but crunchy bones, let me know!

Now back to your regular sensible Slouch.